Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid
idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end
yes you can
shut up nerd
That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a fool
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
homophobic people be like: i’m not homophobic!1! i just don’t like the way gay people kiss, hug, breathe, move, talk, or exist!!!! but i’m not homophobic!!!1!
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
|me:||*sees ur message right away*|
|me:||*doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*|
|me:||*forgets to respond*|
Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.
idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect
if you don’t love benson you’re wrong
Can someone tell me which show this is from?