Not Sorry

Carolyn, 16,
you don't need a license to drive a sandwich

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

image

(via pizza)

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

(via andsometimeswedie)

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

(Source: skenggg, via andsometimeswedie)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via andsometimeswedie)

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

(Source: ughcallmelottie, via colferfink)

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

(via colferfink)

buffystolethetardis:

heyteenbookshey:

That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a fool

Hermione

(via colferfink)

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via colferfink)

carpaydiem:

homophobic people be like: i’m not homophobic!1! i just don’t like the way gay people kiss, hug, breathe, move, talk, or exist!!!! but i’m not homophobic!!!1!

(via paper-flowers-paper-hearts)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via paper-flowers-paper-hearts)

me:*sees ur message right away*
me:*doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
me:*forgets to respond*

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via ruinedchildhood)

demons-67chevy:

acidictrips:

cantankerous-canoodle:

submissivefeminist:

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect

if you don’t love benson you’re wrong

Can someone tell me which show this is from?

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