Not Sorry

Carolyn, 16,
you don't need a license to drive a sandwich

deusx-machina:

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

Its back on my dash ❤❤❤

(via primadonna-grrrl)

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via colferfink)

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via jennstarkid)

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

(Source: avatarstateyipyip, via spooky-mormon-mel-dream)

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